This morning, while driving my kids to school, annoyed by the insulting and moronic music that played in the car in front of me, I decided to retire from the field of investing. There is nothing worthwhile about being a musical monkey, watching dicksuckers on CNBC discuss the trials and tribulations of middle class America or the fate of Greece. None of this means anything to me, as I have my eyes set on much bigger things.
Does this have anything to do with being shaken out at the exact low of the market, last week, and throwing some untimely shorts on the barby yesterday just prior to an epic melt up?
Answer: no
The market is simply a side effect of greater issues at hand at The House of Fly. While some of you risk your entire life?s worth on the whimsical nature of silver, ?The Fly? has been contemplating throwing himself into a lit fireplace, due to the recent market events. Mind you, I am not mad anymore about my mis-positioning, as I am onto the next stage of emotional crisis.
Missing out on the biggest rallies of 2011, entirely, is something that cannot be forgiven. Nevertheless, I am now past the vagrancies of the stock market and leave it to many of you, unshaven, low kept, alcoholic, cocaine addicts to figure out. You can watch CNBC and decipher Cramer jargon and etch your findings onto your own Rosetta Stone, so that future generations can understand what the word ?boo-ya? really meant.
Don?t get me wrong, I?d offer you some advice and opinion, regarding the market, if I still cared about that sort of shit. But I?m onto new things, totally separate from the market. That?s just the way life works out. One minute you?re tossing millions into flaming barrels of pungent garbage, the next you are in obscene traffic, threatening to murder everyone who cuts you off.
Greece has been saved and Germany now owns all of Europe. The rumor of recession in America is a fucking lie, as we are banking more coin than ever. Poor people don?t count. Never forget that. Stocks will likely go to new all time highs, as well as silver, gold, copper, oil and cotton. Jobs will be created at such a frantic pace, the Federal Reserve will be forced to hike interest rates up to 10% to stem wage inflation. We will also invade Canada and fuck those loggers up something awful. America?s brightest days are ahead of her, starting with another 4 years for our visionary, 0bama.
Source: http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2011/09/27/ive-retired-from-investing/
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